Watch out, all you male gendered people striving for the joy of long hair. Before you forget what the inside of a barber shop looks like. Before you go out and buy hair ties to your hearts content. Before you do anything else, get ready for the questions.
Since I started growing my hair out 7 years ago, I have gotten the following:
1. Why are you growing your hair out?
2. Do you smoke pot?
3. Are you going to donate your hair to kids who have cancer?
4. Dude, do you smoke pot?
5. What instrument do you play?
6. Do you know when the dispensary down the street closes?
7. When are you going to get a haircut?
8. Is it hard to brush out?
9. Why did you say your growing your hair out?
10. Dude, SERIOUSLY! Do you smoke pot?