Setting: Men’s restroom at United Artists movie theater Pavilion’s. Downtown, Denver, Colorado.
Woman opens door and leans in while I’m washing my hands. I can’t see her. But, I hear a woman’s voice.
Woman: “Hey, (male name). Are you in there?”
Man in stall: “Um, yeah.”
Woman: “You have my underwear.”
Man in stall: *Sigh* “I’ll be out in a second.”