I was ma’am’ed earlier today. Here’s how it went.
Him: “How may I help you ma’am?”
Me: *shocked* “I’m here to see Courtney.”
Him: “can I have your name?
Me: (Insert long pause here) “Robert”
Him: “Robert? (I stare blankly. Clearly still in shock) (He picks up the phone and calls Courtney) “Robert is here to see you.”
He looks at me and says I can go back to her office.
I walked into her office to be greeted by Courtney looking up at me from her desk. Before i can sit down, she says “Don’t fuck with me like that.”